Super Cafe: Teens and Titans
So did you see that Teen Titans thing? Yes I did. So what’d you think? I think Robin better watch his rated R mouth… before he gets punched in it. No not that Titans thing! Ugh. no I’m talking about the cartoon movie Oh that. That movie about super heroes wanting to be in the movies Instead of actually being heroes? Yeah I saw it. Wasn’t it great?! I don’t know. What? No way! I thought it was super fun. I laughed so many times! It just felt like a bunch of poop and fart jokes to me It wasn’t serious at all. Where’s the darkness? Where’s the intense villain? I think we’ve had plenty of dark and intense What’s wrong with bright and colorful? Nothing! But it seems like everything is going the bright and comical route. Shazam… Aquaman. You think Aquaman looks like a comedy? Looking comical and being a comedy are to totally different things. What’s wrong with Aquaman?! Nothing. I’m sure fighting Fish-Eminem is gonna be the greatest story ever told. *gasp* Shame on you! You are in a mood today. I’m just tired of the inconsistency. One day we’re dark… The next, we’re epic… Then, Aquaman’s trying to be the Lord of the Water Rings! Suddenly Robbin’s dropping F bombs! And Shazam is flossing! I’m just like… What are we doing?! They’re keeping it fun! And you should be happy. The Teen Titans made you look like the king super hero! Well…. That’s because I am the king super hero. Do you know why? I know what you’re gonna do right now Yes I do know why! Because I’m…
Because You have Alfred. Yes I know. I don’t need your catch phrase every other sentence. Well at least it’s not Robin’s catch phrase. Stop it! You didn’t like that? What kind of person that fights crime yells… Crack an egg on it! Kaa Kaaaaaw! I thought that was hysterical! I’ll tell you who says something like that! A crazy person that’s who. You are being WAY too judgmental. And you’re being way too easy on that story. Oh I’m sorry I really enjoyed the comedic cartoon movie. I think maybe you forgot what movie you bought tickets for. It was supposed to be light and silly! Yeah it was really light and silly when they ran of that Michael Bolton cat And left him to die on the road. I’m… I’m sure he’s fine. That’s why I’m feeling… Upbeat! Upbeat! Can’t feel my legs. They also left those Unknown guys to die in that dark dimension. That was a joke! And! They used time travel to totally save my parents… but then used it again to make sure they died for real the second time! oh… I see now why you didn’t like that story. How do you have time travel and not use it for good and call yourself a hero? Let me try to explain this to you… They are teenagers! They’re reckless. I think we just agree to disagree on this one. Yeah whatever. What’s up fellas! Did you see our movie yet!? Heck yes I did! Nice one guys! I loved every second of it! Titans! Victory Dance! Awwe Yeaah!
We are the famous! Not Superman though! He thought it sucked. What!