How To Spot a McDojo / Fake Martial Arts School [Funny]

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The instructor refuses to teach you certain techniques, because they are “too deadly” The dojo’s phone number is printed on the back of your uniform. The diploma shows Japanese language that even Japanese do not understand. The dojo sign has the words ‘traditional’, ‘commando’, ‘classical’, ‘effective’, ‘100%’, ‘original’, ‘Okinawan’, ‘dragon’, ‘Japanese’, ‘secret’ and ‘elite’ in […]

Martial Arts Battle Arena (Gold Belt)

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Bruce Lee’s Best Advice for Martial Artists… in my opinion!

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Hey, Superstar. Ando here from Happy Life Martial Arts. I recorded a podcast a while ago titled, “7 Lessons I Learned From Bruce Lee.” To listen to that show or read the article, I’ll put the link below. But today, I thought I’d take just one of those pieces of advice that I found in […]

Vir The Robot Boy | Hindi Cartoon For Kids | Vir ki punishment | Animated Series| Wow Kidz

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Haha!! Catch it, haha!! Bunty, you better behave yourself, or else I shall tell Vir to straighten you up. You will remember for life then. All the time you keep threatening me about Vir, I will tell Mr.Kakkad to punish Vir. Sir, Vir rubbed my homework and finished my tiffin too. Vir troubles me allot. […]

The Return of Mr. Bean | Episode 2 | Mr. Bean Official

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( # Jazz on saxophone ) Just a moment. OK? (Mouths ) Have you decided, sir? Er, yes. Could I have this, please? The steak tartare? Er, steak. Yes. Thank you. Would you like to try the house wine, sir? Yes, please. Mmm! No, no, no, no. I’m driving. ( # Happy Birthday ) (Mumbling) […]

Sword of Fire vs Propane Balloon: Who Will Win?

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Just do it? Holy [bleep] We’re doing that outside. For sure Okay so you put kerosene as well on this. Kerosene as well. And–and then what are we going to cut with this kerosene-hairspray…sword? We have some–we’ve got some balloons filled with propane. That should be pretty awesome. You put propane in balloons! Yes. You […]

Senkrecht Waagerecht Prinzip (Shotokan Karate)

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If you change a Karate-position in height you should never move diagonally but basically vertically and then horizontally this is valid for all possible applications in the Karate basic school of techniques, Kata and others for example in Gedan barai and in the Karate basic school of techniques first go down and then forward same […]

American Kempo Karate Techniques : The Thrusting Salute Kenpo Karate Technique

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Hi! I am Joe Palanzo from the World Wide Kenpo Karate Association in conjunction with Expert Village. This technique is called thrusting solute, and what we trying to learn here is how to avoid get kicked by a straight kick. When the kick comes in, the last thing you really want to do is move […]

Karate Lessons with Mr Devardo

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oh my name is Leonardo Vardo you had to do some k-rock today all you can go off and start any k-rock say you need to make sure you bind your spear with us spirit animal this gives you the intimidation needed to take down a foe those my spirit animal to be a cassowary […]

The Gracie UFC Conspiracy

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– Is it straight? – Oh, now, yeah! – Do you need to fix the part? – Okay, got it. – Okay right. – What’s up? I’m Jesse from, aka The Karate Nerd, and today I am joined by the one and only Sensei Bill “Superfoot” Wallace. Thank you so much Sensei for joining […]