Mexican Brazilian Jiu Jitsu (MBJJ)


Hey, what’s up everybody? My name is Jesse.. and you’re watching MMA,
Mexican Martial Arts. The streets today are more dangerous than
ever but I guarantee that if you watch my videos you’ll learn how to maim, cripple,
and kill fools who try to cause you harm.. Making the world just a little bit safer. This is my primo, Flaco. I let this fool be in my videos because he’s
strong like bull, he’s got that low center of gravity, cat-like reflections… and it’s
his camera. The Brazilians are known for three things.. The blowout, the wax, and the Jiu Jitsu.. The problem is that most BJJ practitioners
participate in all three of these activities.. Basically, our goal was to make BJJ a lot
better and a lot less annoying. Like boxing without Mayweather.. Like the UFC before that fool Conor McGregor. Like Pokemon in the 90’s. Like my lady when I tell her I love her. This resulted in the birth of Mexican Brazilian
Jiu Jitsu, or MBJJ. Not only was BJJ a little too, touchy-touchy..
but it was also wildly impractical. Touchy-touchy. For example, arguably the most popular move
in BJJ is the Rear Naked Choke. Mira. If you’re in a safe place with some down
homies, whatever, you do whatchu gotta do.. But if I’m throwing down with some fool
in the street, I don’t have the time, or the desire to get naked.. That’s how they got that fool PeeWee Herman.. So we decided to focus on this pacific move
and turn it into what we now call the, “Rear Fully-Clothed Choke”. Basically, this guy is not a good striker,
or defender.. which is why he grapples.. so he takes me to the ground, immediately. This is when I trick him by telling him what
I’m gonna do next. “Ay fool. I’m gonna put a Rear Naked Choke on you,
let’s see how you like that!” Now as a BJJ practitioner, this fool knows
what that means.. It means he has a couple of minutes to kill
while I get naked, in order to apply the choke correctly.. So at this point, his guard is completely
down and he’s most likely watching some cagefighting videos, because that’s what
BJJer’s thrive on, rather than real life, anything goes, street scenarios.. While he’s distracted, I get in position
for the choke, but as an MBJJ practitioner, I remain fully-clothed. After a few moments, he’s dreaming of his
favorite fighters in a warm, sweaty embrace. While my exposure, remains decent. Thank you for supporting Mexican Martial Arts. Preciate it, good lookin out. Late.

100 thoughts on “Mexican Brazilian Jiu Jitsu (MBJJ)

  1. 9k subs… I feel like it’s a sin to not be subbed! Jesus died for your sins, but not being subbed to this channel is a sin not even Jesus can expect!

  2. Shit, man, it's a breath of fresh air to have someone willing to make fun of martial arts. Shit is too serious, no one can take a joke. Keep up the awesome videos, man.

  3. lmao dude I almost died when you said "rear naked choke". Been doing MMA for 3 years, never thought it that way lol

  4. My fighting has gotten a lot better since I've subscribed to your channel, just now. But you make me laugh, so you don't have to worry about it

  5. Bro you mentioned McGregor so much it's like something's there ease up bro before people start talking

  6. So funny Jesse! Where'd the ankle monitor go? I guess you aren't on probation anymore? Give some love to Flaco for me bro…

  7. Grand Master Jesse, many people make videos about
    *Defensive Judo*, but you are the only one who could
    reveal for first the time the lethal secrets of the
    *Mexican Offensive Judo Incapacitating Techniques of
    Submission*, a.k.a. *MOJITOS*.

  8. Thank you Voto, May Gusta Mexican Martial Arts preparing me for the streets of the barrio the next time I visit LA

  9. How have I not seen your channel before? To present the information in a hilarious manor which also shows your fighting knowledge and ability in such a great balance is super entertaining and very well constructed. After watching more of your channel it's more of the same. You're a talented man and the persona you put on sells it all so well. It's rare to find content that I can both learn from and laugh at like this, especially with the comedic timing you display. Keep doing what you're doing, and thanks for the content.

  10. Why don’t u do a serious show? R U trying to be a comic? And Flaco you are a waste of space say something. Why don’t u interview each other and talk about something valid ?

  11. Hey how's my cousin Jesse it's th3j35t3r is killer whale MMA styles hacktivist is the Blood in blood out bound by honor movie MMA styles hacktivist is the speedy gonzales MMA styles cartoon hacktivist is the Mask of Zorro movie MMA Style hacktivist is taken movie movie martial Arts MMA styles quotes Respect can you hear it hacktivist tell uncle Billy I said hi and I 💘 him happy New Year's carnal 💘 eric

  12. Lo único que se es que Caín Velásquez le rompió toda su p.utamadre al fabricio werdum y al junior dos santos y bien reventados que los dejo jajajaja viva México !

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