Kung Fu Panda – The Dragon Warrior Selection


Let the tournament begin! Yeah! Ha-ha! Oh, no! No, no, no, wait! I’m coming! Wait, wait! Yes! Hey! Open the door! Let me in! Citizens of the Valley of Peace, it is my great honor
to present to you… Tigress! Viper! Crane! Monkey! Mantis! The Furious Five! Yeah, the Furious Five! Warriors, prepare! Wait. No. Oh, peeky-hole. – Ready for battle!
– Yeah! The Thousand Tongues of Fire. Look at that. Hey! Get out of the way! And finally Master Tigress! Believe me, citizens,
you have not seen anything yet. I know! Master Tigress! Face Iron Ox
and his Blades of Death. I sense the Dragon Warrior is among us. Citizens of the Valley of Peace, Master Oogway will now choose
the Dragon Warrior! Huh? Oh, no! No, no, no, wait! Yeah! Po! What are you doing?! What does it look like I’m doing?! Stop! I’m going to see the Dragon Warrior! But I don’t understand.
You finally had the noodle dream! I lied. I don’t dream
about noodles, Dad. I love kung FUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu
UUUUUuuuuUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Oh, come on, son. Let’s get back to work. OK. Come back! What’s going on? Where? What are you pointing? OK. Sorry. I just wanted to see
who the Dragon Warrior was. How interesting. Master, are you pointing at me? – Him.
– Who? – You.
– Me? The universe has brought us
the Dragon Warrior! What? What?! WHAT?! WHAAAaaaAAT?! Stop, wait. Who told you to? Master Oogway, wait! That flabby panda can’t possibly be
the answer to our problem. You were about to point at Tigress
and that thing fell in front of her! That was just an accident! There are no accidents. Forgive us, Master. We have failed you. No. If the panda has not
quit by morning then I will have failed you.

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