Kung Fu Panda Intro EDITED


Legend tells of a legendary warrior, who’s sex skills were the stuff of legend. He traveled the land in search of worthy sex slaves. I see you like to swallow the semen, maybe you should chew ON MY DICK! The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full of cum! Then he swallowed… and then he spoke: Enough Donkey Crap, let’s fuck! SHASHABOOEY! He was so sexy in fact, that his enemies would orgasm from overexposure to pure awesomeness! MY PENIS! HE’S TOO SEXY! And attractive. How can we repay you? There is no charge for awesomeness, or attractiveness. *LOUD MOANING* It mattered not how many foes he fucked, they were no match for his bodacity. AAAHHH!!! Never before had a sex master been so feared… and so loved. Even the most heroic heroes in all of Zanzibar: The Cocksuckin’ Five!… …bowed and sucked this great master’s penis! We should have sex. Agreed. But havin’ sex would have to wait. Cuz when you’re suckin’ ten thousand black cocks… …there’s only one thing that matters and that’s… Jack? What’s happenin’? Dude, what’re you doin’? What?

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  1. “The warrior said nothing, for his mouth was full of cum. Then he swallowed! And he spoke: enough donkey crap. Let’s FUCK”

  2. (Captions by Tuxbie-Mations Studios)
    'Flags waves and Po walks'
    NARRATOR (V.O.): 'legend tells of a legendary warrior who sex skills were the stuff of legend, he traveled the land in search of worthy sex slaves.'
    Villan: I see you like to swallow the semen, maybe you should chew on my dick.
    NARRATOR (V.O.): 'the warrior said nothing for his mouth
    was full of cum, then he swallowed, and then he spoke.'
    WARRIOR: Enough donkey crap, Let's fuck.
    (SHASHABOOEY!)
    NARRATOR (V.O.): He was so sexy in fact that his
    enemies would orgase from
    overexposure to pure awesomeness.
    NINJA CAT: MY PENIS!
    GATOR: HE'S TOO SEXY!
    SMITTEN BUNNY: And ATTRACTIVE!
    GRATEFUL BUNNY:How can we repay you??
    WARRIOR: There is no charge for awesomeness,
    or attractiveness.
    (KABLOOEY!)
    NARRATOR (V.O.): It mattered not how many foes he fucked.
    They were no match for his bodacity.
    NARRATOR (V.O.) (CONT'D): Never before had a sex master been so feared… and so loved.
    NARRATOR (V.O.) (CONT'D): Even the most heroic heroes in all of Zenzibar,
    the Cock-Suckin Five, bowed in suck to this great master's penis.
    MONKEY: We should have sex.
    WARRIOR; Agreed.
    NARRATOR (V.O.): But having sex would have to wait.`Cause when you're sucking
    ten thousand black cocks, there's only one thing that matters. And that's–

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