Kung Fu Panda (2008) – Impersonations at Dinner Scene (5/10) | Movieclips
You may be the scariest bandit in Hajin province. But you’re a lousy tipper. Really? So . . . How’d you get out of there alive? I mean, I didn’t actually say that. But . . . I fought it. In . . . In my mind. He could read my mind. He’d have been like “What?” Order up! Hope you like it. This is really good. Now, come on. You should try my dad’s secret ingredient soup. He actually . . . knows the secret. What are you talking about? This is amazing. Wow. You’re really good cook. I wish my mouth was bigger. Tigress, you’ve got to try this. It is said that the Dragon Warrior can survive for months at a time on nothing but the dew of a single ginkgo leaf and the energy of the universe. I guess my body doesn’t know it’s the Dragon Warrior yet. We need a lot more to do. And . . . Universe juice. Oh nothing. Master Shifu. You’ll never be the Dragon Warrior unless you lose 500 pounds and brush your teeth. What is that noise you’re making? Master, I’ve never heard of it. Work hard and . . . Maybe some day . . . You will have ears like mine. That’s good. Ears. It’s not working for you? I thought they were pretty good. It’s Shifu. Of course, it’s Shifu. What do you think? I’m doing? Master Shifu! Uh . . . You think this is funny!? Tai Lung has escaped from prison and you’re acting like children! What? He is coming for the dragon scoll and you are the only one who can stop him! And here I am saying you got no sense of humor. I’m gonna . . . What, you’re serious? And I have to . . . Master Oogway’ll stop him. He did it before. He’ll do it again. Oogway cannot! Not anymore. Our only hope is the Dragon Warrior. The panda? That’s the panda! Master, please let us stop Tai Lung! This is what you’ve trained us for. No, it is not your destiny to defeat Tai Lung! It is his! Where’d he go?