Kung Fu Karl – President (Ep #24)


[Karl:] I love politics. You get to wear nice suits, everybody fights all the time, and you can become super corrupt! It reminds me of the time I ran for president, and it brings us to the Back in the 70’s, me and DK were living in a tiny Malaysian villiage called
Paramisawaratarahara. Which means, I was a local celebrity from our movie, and the villiagers loved me so much
they wanted me to run for villiage president against their current president,
and genocidal maniac, I said yes, made DK my runnin’ mate, got attacked by some monkeys, and the campaign was under way! We started campaignin’ by
meetin’ with local businesses and kissin’ some babies. Tam Cham responded by turnin’
those businesses into sweatshops, and then forcing the babies to work there. So then we started makin’ crazy promises, like no new taxes, mustaches for all the villiagers, and free monkey attack insurance. and then Tam Cham responded by stabbin’ DK in the back of the head. After a couple debates, or as Tam Cham called ’em, “stabbing attacks,” we realized the only way to beat him was to play dirty. We had to come up with a plan so devious, so cunning, and so genius, that god himself would say, [God:] Hot dang. Nice plan, brah. [Karl:] But, we couldn’t think of anything, so we just gave a bunch of monkeys some guns
and they murdered Tam Cham to death. I was so proud. I was the president of Paramasewaratar…
somethin’ or other. Anyway, We were about to make seashell bikinis mandatory, when suddenly the gun-totin’ monkeys stormed in, kicked us out of office, and took over the entire villiage! We managed to escape by using Tam Cham’s
mutilated corpse as a life raft, and amazingly, those monkeys managed
to form a perfect utopian society! Nahahaha, I’m just messin’ with ya. They all murdered each other after like, twenty minutes. So what did we learn from today’s life lesson? Being in charge of anything, sucks. Actually, being in charge can be cool, Just don’t give guns to a bunch of crazy monkeys. You’d be surprised how many crazy monkeys
aren’t proficient in firearm safety. Well, I’m gonna go take Tam Cham’s boat corpse
out for a spin around the lake, So here’s Next time you box a kangaroo, Be sure to check their pouch. There’s always a mini-kangaroo in there
that’ll punch you straight in the nuts. Tweet your questions at ASKKFK, and I’ll answer the hell out of it. Or just ignore it. It’s question time. My first law was to make seashell bikinis mandatory. If you were president, Leave your answer in the comments below!

100 thoughts on “Kung Fu Karl – President (Ep #24)

  1. Hmm. I'd make a democr- NOPE! I'll just give everyone a space ship and some bacon mountains so.. FUCK.

  2. I would ban Michael Bay from making anything based off of child hood anything. for. life!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  3. OMFG I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN HE SAID TO CHECK THE POUCH FOR A MINI KANGAROO BECAUSE THEY WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜…πŸ˜’πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…. God its so weird to say that because im 12 and a girl

  4. To put everybody who is on my list on a island with no electricity no phones no nothing and make them survive like that show 21 day show when they have to survive on an island

  5. all the girls in the world for someone and ice cream was on Sunday by Jason will be on Friday I am kid free ringtones for whatever I want

  6. I make all schools banished forever and I'll upgrade our Metallica cotton candy army so we can win any war that includes us. I'm taking to you, World War 3!

  7. I would force people to wear batter clothes like suits, real shoes not sneakers, nobody wears sweat pants, and everyone clean their house once a week.

  8. don't make fun of the crazy, weird, or autistic people. Or I'll evict and do my crazy weird autistic things and literally drive you crazy! cuckoo cuckoo

  9. Outlaw sjws and have all offenders work in prison labour camps. Maybe then they might actually have something to complain about.

  10. If I will be the president I can make toys r us on close never close ever again even though it's night time and could still closed

  11. My first law would be to forbid killer robots from the future, send back in time to kill the parents of the leader of the resistance…

    Or to tax killer robots from the future send back in time to kill the resistance leaders parents.

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