Kung Fu Karl – Movie Sequels (Ep #11)


[Karl:] Man, these 3-D glasses suck. Oh, wait. Maybe they’re x-ray glasses. Huh. I guess I’ll have to test ’em out later when
I’m not totally naked from the waist down. Anyway, all this talk about
3-D glasses and not wearin’ any pants reminds me about how
much I love goin’ to the movies. The people, the food, and my crippling need to escape reality. The only thing I don’t like about the movies
is that there aren’t enough of them! So I’ve come up with a handful
of my own movie ideas. Here’s My first movie is “Independence Day 2.” The aliens are back and better than ever. They’ve upgraded their firewalls so that rediculously stupid virus thing can’t work this time. Because, you know, it totally makes sense for a futuristic
alien spaceship to run Windows 95. Anyway, Will Smith is president of New Earth
and he’s spewin’ out awesome catchphrases like and and the humans win, by spamming the aliens’ inbox with
emails about penis enlargement pills. Next up is “Pretty Woman 2: Back to the Streets.” Richard Gere loses all his money in a
Ponzi scheme and dumps Julia Roberts, so she has to start hookin’ again. Gere eventually gets all his money back, but decides to date a much hotter, younger prostitute this time around. Eventually, Julia finds true love
with her new pimp Taco Knife, and they live happily ever after. … Until they’re both killed two years
later in a bizarre murder-suicide. And my last movie is “Inception 2: The Reception of the Inception Deception.” So it turns out that DiCaprio’s
top keeps spinning forever, meaning he’s just in a dream. When he wakes up, he’s back on the plane, and the top is still spinning! Wakes up again and he’s on the titanic, scetches that nude chick
and the top is still spinning! Wakes up one last time,
he’s inside an alien cruiser. The ship gets bombarded with spam emails, Will Smith flies in and they save the world! He looks down, and the top stops spinning. Mind blown. Now, I’m not totally sure
how that last one will actually work. I mean, we’d have to get the entire
audience to dream about Inception 2 while watching Independence Day 2? I dunno. Either way, all three movies
are guaranteed Box Office bronze. Well, that’s it for this week. Tonight’s Ladies’ Night, so I’m
gonna go test out these x-ray glasses. But for now, I’ll leave you with Never brush your teeth while you’re angry. It’s bad for your gums. Plus, it’ll make you look like a
crazy person who’s pissed off at their teeth. Got an important question that needs answerin’? Tweet that crap at ASKKFK, and I’ll answer the hell out of it. … Or ignore it. “Soob-screeb-ay.” I think that’s Latin for “Subscribe to Mondo.” You just learned somethin’ new.
You’re welcome.

100 thoughts on “Kung Fu Karl – Movie Sequels (Ep #11)

  1. I really want to unsubscribe from this channel when they keep posting this stupid crap. 90% its going to suck.

  2. Inception 2 just needs to be 5 seconds longer it would be the same movie but the damn top falls over at the end

  3. ya know for each movie idea he had i was thinking "I WOULD TOTALLY WATCH THAT" especially the independance day idea!

  4. HAHAHA!!Inception 2 is the best of them all…the reception of the inception deception!!!
    Killed it!!! XD

  5. voice actor of kung fu karl: iem so fuenny, EVERYBODY NOTICE MY FUNNY VOICE! miey commonly voice thats found on other videos that suck aaesssssssssssssss.

    sometimes i think he's annoying and tries too hard.

  6. there are 2 sets on this video, the ones transcribed by youtube which never are right and the ones personally loaded by mondo

  7. Actually Leo's totem is actually his wedding ring, not the top, you can see him wearing it when he is dreaming I think, or maybe it's the other way around, not wearing it when he is dreaming anyway, that's his totem

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  9. gbchxsgsvcghct xhcx hvb the same time. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful and a lot more than a few q

  10. it's funny that something that would have been so bad, it was made FUN off, is actually gonna be a REAL thing! XD lol what's next? inception 2?

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