Kung Fu Hustle – Action Movie 3/24
TAILOR NOODLES AND CONGEE My check, please, Donut. – How much?
– It’s on the house! Donut. – It’s nothing.
– I like you. I’ll ask the wife about
lowering your rent. Morning, Landlord! Landlord! Jill! How you’ve grown! Come let me examine you! Good to see you, Landlord! What’s so good about it? Don’t…! Can you make the skirt slit higher? Sure! Look, a comet! Jane! You naughty girl! Landlord! You’re such a scoundrel! Don’t go, Jane! Stay and chat! I’m only kidding. Jane! Landlady! Landlady! What happened to the water? Water ain’t free! You talk a lot for someone
who won’t pay his rent. But I’m in the middle of a shampoo. You think that’s a problem? From now on, no water on Mondays,
Wednesdays and Fridays. Water ration Tuesdays, Thursdays
and Saturdays. I just love hearing you fools
complain. Assholes! Good morning, Landlady! Just pay your rent,
or I’ll burn your shop down. What’s so funny?
Rent’s no laughing matter, fairy! Serves you right you’re a coolie! Months overdue and not even
a “good morning.” You’ll be a coolie for life. There you go, handsome! What took you so long
with the congee? I stopped to help an old lady
cross the street. – What are you doing here?
– Checking for Peeping Toms. Was someone just spying on you,
Auntie Six? Don’t shoot your mouth off
without proof. She’s crazy.