#IfTrumpWere a Martial Artist


A lot of people don’t know but I am… the number one… wall martial artist in the entire world. [Sound Effects] And I am the king… of Trump Kwon Do. I never bow… I fake a bow… and then I kick somebody in the face. [Sound Effects] I would bow… but he was a weak opponent. So I decided I would just stay up.

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