How to Flirt Like A Martial Artist -Rap is a Martial Art


OOOOH,
I’m not going to sing just playing around I don’t want to be a Ronin no more
I’m not a ninja I just cut a lot Rap is a martial art’s what you looking for
Shaolin Baby, Shaolin Baby I don’t want to be a Ronin no more
I’m not a ninja I just cut a lot Rap is a martial art’s what you looking for
Huh/ Me and bride kick it like taekwondo We make a fly combo
UuuUp in da bed I cut like my Kwando Beat it up ..some fly combos
I hit it like bongos // And move da hips around just like sanshou
Thumbelina nina diva-son believe it’s dumb to leave ha
Come to me you need a leader Kung fu breeda jungle fever
Green bikini genie ,see she’s freaky deeky we be peachy
In Tahiti we be cheesing on da beach it’s easy peasy
Grab ma Gi my kiss da bomb you know // Smootha than Tom cruiseMake ya toes curl wit
ma Tang soo do Jeet kune do -be like a water i don’t need
a pool tho You give me kudos I can scuba in ya ocean
you know -doda judo matches on da mattress like a nudist
sumo We could use da mats or you could grapple
me I’ll out do you . Bruce lee Latino negro black people swags
regal Two knees are feeble ego smashed equal class
people Sumo libido she’s so bad evil cats leave
you Call me sifu and let me teach what I came
to teach you I don’t want to be a Ronin no more
I’m not a ninja I just cut a lot Rap is a martial art’s what you looking for
Shaolin Baby, Shaolin Baby I swing da pole around/ like hananah Montanan/
in public Let’s act like bathing apes take off my
banana republic Girl you my Ann Darrow and I’m King Kong///
long youuuuur here da monkey king (Chinese) and love is guerrilla
warfare Hot and bubbly Proll cuddly poppin bubbly
Watching subtly wabbling funily gosh she’s lovely Popn lockin droppin n rockin n droppin shots
its fuzzy Hotties hot ya gock cuz ya shocked cuz she’s
hot but not a bunny Willlll get you
Willll hit you w my Ninjitsu Been wit you move wit you and da shoes fits
you Spoon wit you , I do getchu cuz I grew wit
you I promise I’m a put you to sleep w jujitsu
wrong city city bums getting really dumb iffy Dum pretty pretty plum jiggy silly fun lady
Come wit me /gitty run wit me /nikki’s done Shake ya bum diddy diddy bum diddy diddy bum like to move ya body you could use a hobby
should do some karate Call me papi I could work ya body like mr
miagi Why lie ?
no rockin tie die Cuz I’m fly guy
Borrowed this suit but this muay Thai (Thai) I’ma taaaaake ya // out to Jamaica we leave
now or later The way you dance in what you war I call it
capoiera Not a player do da Macarena Mulan ima save
ya Still getting in da box and ring like back
when I would date ya kung fu you can pick the animal style
You know I’m hung gar so we won’t b done for a while I don’t want to be a Ronin no more
I’m not a ninja I just cut a lot Rap is a martial art’s what you looking for
Shaolin Baby, Shaolin Baby shaolin, Kung Fu, Brazillian Jiu-Jitsu Karate,
boxing, judo, tae kwon do, muay thai, jiu jitsu, kick boxing, aikido, wing chun, krav
maga, jeet kune do, and tai chi, capoierra, hapkido, kempo, judokan, kendo, sambo We’d be here all night, you understand, Love
is a martial art

37 thoughts on “How to Flirt Like A Martial Artist -Rap is a Martial Art

  1. Nice flow and rythim, Brazilian reference 2020 best rap song. Did this project have more songs? A Spotify page or something else?

  2. feels like it's a long time coming for us Kickster Rapheads out thr..RAP AND MARTIAL ARTS OUGHT TO LINK UP.PERIOD.
    p.s. u just earned a fan for this gem yo

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