Honest Trailers – Shrek


It’s fan appreciation month at Screen Junkies and to reward our awesome fans we’re making the honest trailers that you voted for. Here’s the honest trailer you voted number one for some reason. From the studio that brought you the Dreamworks face comes the animated feature that revolutionized kids movies “Better out than in I always say” by adding 90 minutes of non-stop in jokes “Do you know the muffin man? The muffin man? The muffin man.” Shrek Meet Shrek; an ogre who used to sound just like Chris Farly. “Help! A big, stupid, stinky, smelly, ugly ogre!.” But when Chris passed away he transformed into an ogre who sounds just like that one voice Mike Myers does “Aargh, help, run” “Shut it!” “I got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey.” When his gas base way of life is threatened, he’ll set off on a quest with: Donkey, a character who is sadly more famous and Eddie Murphy these days “I’m making waffles” Fiona, a princess struggling with Bi-Ogre Disorder and an entire kingdom’s worth of fairy tale characters that Disney had yet to snatch up. “Eat me!” Together they’ll prove that nothing can overcome the power of true love. Or more specifically the power of having a dragon murder your enemies. Wow they really just straight-up killed him at the end. Wait, so who’s running the government now? You just started to coup. Why are you dancing the swamp? Enjoy early computer animation that looks just as good as modern computer animation that hasn’t finished rendering. For a story that parodies all the overused Disney tropes, full of overused Disney tropes like: The reluctant ugly hero who thinks no one can love them, the no-nonsense princess, the creepy horny government official who wants to be king and the lovable animal sidekick. Hey if you can’t beat them, join them; while at the same time mercilessly mocking them? *Donkey and Shrek laughing* Settle in for a story with an important lesson. Only ugly people can be together. Wait, that can’t be right. True love will turn you into monster. No that’s not it either. Stick to your own kind? Oo, no. Short people deserve ridicule? “Men of Farquaad’s stature are in short supply” Uh, hey look guys are doing the Macarena! Ha, references! So, come along for the blockbuster hit that appealed to adults and kids alike and won the first academy award for best animated feel all making fun of Disney’s obsession with franchising and merchandising that spawn one great sequel, too bad sequels, a spin off, a Broadway musical, a ton of unfortunate green merchandise, and that Smash Mouth song has been stuck in your head since 2001 Starring, Chris Fartly Beverly Hills Clop Bi-Shrektual Mini-Mean Mother of Donkeys and creepy animation errors “I’m a delivery boy” “swamp thing” what’s up with all the shrek memes i’ve been seeing let’s see what this is all about its Shrek “I’m so happy, Shrek is love, Shrek is life” Oh no no no Shrek is not love Shrek is not life oh who likes this drag be sure to subscribe for more honest trailers thanks to fans more es Connor I and Renee G for helping to vote Shrek the number one fan choice honest trailer and thanks to EpicLLoyd of epic rap battles for his epic smashmouth vocals and thanks to all of you who helped make Fan Appreciation Month great to check out all of our fan voted honest trailers including our epic collaboration with Michael Bolton on Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory click the box on the left and if you can’t get enough kids movies click the box to the right to see which ones are actually worth watching Hey now, you’re all ‘all stars’. “This is my swamp” “Not the buttons, not the gumdrop buttons” “According to all known laws of aviation, wait, wrong movie.” “Ogres are like onions” “It’s all ogre now” “Shrek is love, Shrek is life”

100 thoughts on “Honest Trailers – Shrek

  1. That was an unfair jab at Eddie Murphy. He retired by his own admission, that's why he doesn't do movies anymore. Not all actors wanna do movies until they are senile.

  2. Was I the only one expecting them to call Lord Farquaad "Michael Eisner" in the "Starring" section? I thought this because Jeffrey Katzenberg had modeled Farquaad after Eisner.

  3. If you don't want to write a full script for a Yu-Gi-Oh honest trailer I'll write the starring section, I'm dead serious

  4. when he started playing Shrek is love Shrek is life I lost it😂😂

    My friend recommended that video to me awhile back I remember when I first watched it

  5. the message was when you love someone for who they really are their true beauty shines through, lol i will always love this movie and the sequels 😀

  6. I literally just watched this film with friends and when the dragon came in I shouted boo yah mother f**ker

  7. I wouldn’t call Shrek a bad movie in any sense of the word, but its had such a terrible influence on every non-Disney animated film that I can’t really praise it.

  8. In 2015, Smash Mouth performed at the Taste of Fort Collins fair, where the lead singer started ranting to a patron who was throwing debris at him during "All-Star." The guy wouldn't stop and the lead singer I had to come down to confront him while the rest of the band mates just played the "All-Star" riff in the background. I'm dead serious it's on YouTube check it out!

  9. Shrek 4 is the most underrated sequel and is practically a master piece :v nah, but in all seriousness is pretty damn good and pretty cohisen with all the other 2…of course is weird that Dreamworks skip number 3 but hey! who we are to judge :v

  10. I 1/2 expected the Smash Mouth parody to go:

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  11. to be fair, most fairy tales are in the public domain, so Dreamworks technically could use characters Disney had used before (and they have; heck, this movie has Snow White and the Sleeping Beauty as Farquaad's first two options before he settles for Fiona), so long as they don't use the same design…

  12. Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming

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