Honest Trailers – Home Alone

From the creator of your older sister’s
favorite 80’s movies and the Chris Columbus that didn’t kill
any Indians comes the Christmas classic that cable channels
have rerun every holiday season for the last 20 years. 20? God that makes me feel old… Home Alone. Deck the halls and gather round for a family
film about standing your ground “Hello!” in one of the most violent kids movies ever
made, that’s one part Ferris Bueller and one part Saw. This Christmas, travel to the all-white part
of Chicago to meet the Mcallisters the worst family ever. “Kevin, you’re such a disease.” Rejoice in the Christmas spirit as they gang
up on this 8-year-old boy. “Don’t you know how to knock, phlegm-wad?” “You’re completely helpless.” “Look what ya did, you little jerk!” “Everyone in this family hates me!” Then stick him in the attic and leave the
country. “What else could we be forgetting?” “Mom?” Witness years of neglect and abuse take their
toll on this small child, as he shows all the signs of becoming a sociopath,
like manipulation, “Go.” “I’m sorry.” talking to himself, “I can’t seem to find my toothbrush so I’ll
pick one up when I go out today.” and trapping two non-violent criminals inside
a sadistic world of torture from which there is no escape. But gosh darn if he isn’t just the cutest
little thing. Meet the “Wet Bandits.” There’s Marv, who sounds like the narrator
from the Wonder Years. “Kids are scared of the dark.” And Harry, who sounds like Joe Pesci trying
not to curse in a PG movie. Watch as these bumbling idiots only rob from one block in broad daylight, wear fingerless gloves during a burglary, and are irrationally obsessed with one house “That’s the one, Marvin. That’s the silver
tuna.” that’s really just full of mannequins and
poinsettias. Seriously, there’s like nothing there worth
stealing here. So bundle up and relive the early 90’s joy
of Micro Machines, Starting Lineup figures, Johnny Carson, 35mm cameras, landline phones, answering machines, pre-9/11 air travel, and McCaulay Culkin. “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” Prepare to have your heartstrings tugged as
Kevin, who’s been Home Alone for 3 days, is finally reunited with his family then immediately left alone again. That was awkward. Starring… Joe Pepsi Wish Kid Little Big Pete Arcade Fire The Dad From Home Alone Igby Wets Bed Jasper Beardly John Cameo Buzzfeed The Running Mom and Space Jam. Home Alone. Oh man… This scene always gets me. I’m not crying! You’re crying! I really should call my dad! Thanks for watching!

100 thoughts on “Honest Trailers – Home Alone

  1. If one of my adult relatives called me a name at that age my mother would have ripped them a new one. You do NOT call children names if you are an adult. As an adult you are ABOVE that type of behavior and are expected to act like it. Every time I see this movie I'm utterly disgusted by how they treat the kid. An adult should have stepped in and snapped at the teen for taunting someone so much younger than him. The other children should have been reprimanded for deliberately being nasty to him also. As for the boy he should have been put in a corner and allowed to get out after a time so he could eat also. I know it's fiction but the written relationship the kid has with his family is VILE. I have NEVER seen this as a Christmas movie because of it.

  2. My dad used to watch 2 of Macaulay's original Home Alone movies. He still does..but now, with me🙂. It becomes our family tradition to watch Home Alone 1&2 every Christmas season.

  3. Kevin would've just called the police, and he would be safe.
    But notice that he didn't. It wasn't about being safe. It was about torturing those crooks.
    And he enjoyed it.

  4. Marv's laugh is still by far and away the funniest thing in cinema i have ever seen. It got me as a kid so that can't be beaten.

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  6. Daniel Stern screaming his lungs out like a banshee when Kevin puts that spider on his face is still to this day one of the funniest moments in movie history

  7. Could you see if they did a reboot of this with all the characters. Well, the ones that are still alive I mean. I had to go and look up the name of the Dad. I don't think most even remember his name lol.

  8. I knew it all along….Kevin was taken from his family after Home Alone 2 and placed in foster care where he eventually changed his name to Henry…The Good Son.

  9. Um hate to nitpick but Christopher Columbus landed in the Bahamas so he never even saw any Native Americans

  10. Every (suburban) child Kevin's age knows to call the police if they're under threat.

    Kevin didn't want the police ruining his fun.
    Kevin wanted fire, and blood.

  11. Dude, the house is literally stacked with hidden stuff also also, lit everyone in the movie is made to be awkward.

  12. He nailed it when he said all white part of Chicago. Not a single black Mexican Asian nothing in the entire movie lol

  13. Home Alone waa filmed on location in the All White Part of Chicago – Wilmette & Winnetka (North Shore)

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