Honest Trailers – Home Alone

By Garrison Goodwin 100 comments


From the creator of your older sister’s
favorite 80’s movies and the Chris Columbus that didn’t kill
any Indians comes the Christmas classic that cable channels
have rerun every holiday season for the last 20 years. 20? God that makes me feel old… Home Alone. Deck the halls and gather round for a family
film about standing your ground “Hello!” in one of the most violent kids movies ever
made, that’s one part Ferris Bueller and one part Saw. This Christmas, travel to the all-white part
of Chicago to meet the Mcallisters the worst family ever. “Kevin, you’re such a disease.” Rejoice in the Christmas spirit as they gang
up on this 8-year-old boy. “Don’t you know how to knock, phlegm-wad?” “You’re completely helpless.” “Look what ya did, you little jerk!” “Everyone in this family hates me!” Then stick him in the attic and leave the
country. “What else could we be forgetting?” “Mom?” Witness years of neglect and abuse take their
toll on this small child, as he shows all the signs of becoming a sociopath,
like manipulation, “Go.” “I’m sorry.” talking to himself, “I can’t seem to find my toothbrush so I’ll
pick one up when I go out today.” and trapping two non-violent criminals inside
a sadistic world of torture from which there is no escape. But gosh darn if he isn’t just the cutest
little thing. Meet the “Wet Bandits.” There’s Marv, who sounds like the narrator
from the Wonder Years. “Kids are scared of the dark.” And Harry, who sounds like Joe Pesci trying
not to curse in a PG movie. Watch as these bumbling idiots only rob from one block in broad daylight, wear fingerless gloves during a burglary, and are irrationally obsessed with one house “That’s the one, Marvin. That’s the silver
tuna.” that’s really just full of mannequins and
poinsettias. Seriously, there’s like nothing there worth
stealing here. So bundle up and relive the early 90’s joy
of Micro Machines, Starting Lineup figures, Johnny Carson, 35mm cameras, landline phones, answering machines, pre-9/11 air travel, and McCaulay Culkin. “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” Prepare to have your heartstrings tugged as
Kevin, who’s been Home Alone for 3 days, is finally reunited with his family then immediately left alone again. That was awkward. Starring… Joe Pepsi Wish Kid Little Big Pete Arcade Fire The Dad From Home Alone Igby Wets Bed Jasper Beardly John Cameo Buzzfeed The Running Mom and Space Jam. Home Alone. Oh man… This scene always gets me. I’m not crying! You’re crying! I really should call my dad! Thanks for watching!

100 Comments

Andrew de Neve

Dec 12, 2018, 6:05 pm Reply

WAR OF THE WORLDS HONEST TRAILER!

Pup Man trains

Dec 12, 2018, 4:03 am Reply

Say “ supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”

Day Hefner

Dec 12, 2018, 3:10 pm Reply

Omg, Little Big Pete!!

Lenard Regencia

Dec 12, 2018, 5:42 pm Reply

Rewatching this too.

dirtymartiniish

Dec 12, 2018, 8:01 pm Reply

PLEASE DO HOME ALONE 2!

清水ケビン

Dec 12, 2018, 10:17 am Reply

pre 9/11 air travel, ow the good old times XD

Caleb Collier

Dec 12, 2018, 9:25 pm Reply

0:38

Kevin Thoma

Dec 12, 2018, 8:08 am Reply

Well Christopher Columbus didn't kill any Indians either, not that we know of anyway. He killed Native Americans.

Cengiz Temi

Dec 12, 2018, 1:31 pm Reply

They didn't leave the country

catherine ringwood

Dec 12, 2018, 3:35 pm Reply

The only burgulars stupid enough to wear fingerless gloves 😅😅😅 I lost it at that part

Hans Gruber

Dec 12, 2018, 3:39 pm Reply

I always forget the dad from Home Alone is in this.

ANDREW KNIGHT

Dec 12, 2018, 5:26 pm Reply

HELLO
HARRY AND MARV
I WANT TO PLAY A GAME

Really Bitch

Dec 12, 2018, 5:57 pm Reply

"Deck the hos" wow why hurt those hos?

Kanelle88

Dec 12, 2018, 2:41 am Reply

If one of my adult relatives called me a name at that age my mother would have ripped them a new one. You do NOT call children names if you are an adult. As an adult you are ABOVE that type of behavior and are expected to act like it. Every time I see this movie I'm utterly disgusted by how they treat the kid. An adult should have stepped in and snapped at the teen for taunting someone so much younger than him. The other children should have been reprimanded for deliberately being nasty to him also. As for the boy he should have been put in a corner and allowed to get out after a time so he could eat also. I know it's fiction but the written relationship the kid has with his family is VILE. I have NEVER seen this as a Christmas movie because of it.

Bournetto – Bourne Luna

Dec 12, 2018, 12:36 pm Reply

My dad used to watch 2 of Macaulay's original Home Alone movies. He still does..but now, with me🙂. It becomes our family tradition to watch Home Alone 1&2 every Christmas season.

mariusmommy

Dec 12, 2018, 5:27 pm Reply

Please do Freaky Friday (Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis version).

WarbanderLasty

Dec 12, 2018, 12:57 pm Reply

Keven was a bloody brat, his family's treatment of is understood

joep de kruijk

Dec 12, 2018, 12:23 am Reply

Why didn't hé say anything about the unnecessary sequels

Ty Caruso

Dec 12, 2018, 3:53 am Reply

😂

Vero H.Marin

Dec 12, 2018, 9:31 pm Reply

The McCallisters afforded vacation in Paris and a big house, so I guess their home is worth burglaring 🤷‍♀️

Corn Whisperer

Dec 12, 2018, 9:32 pm Reply

I want him to be in the next saw movie

Joshua Schmidt

Dec 12, 2018, 11:19 pm Reply

Do Home Alone 2: Lost in New York!

conflict

Jan 1, 2019, 4:08 pm Reply

everyone in this movie is a terrible person….. how did this become a Christmas classic again?

RazaGaming-Destiny

Jan 1, 2019, 6:05 pm Reply

Reminds me of my family

CalypsoSteampunX

Jan 1, 2019, 11:11 pm Reply

Kevin would've just called the police, and he would be safe.
But notice that he didn't. It wasn't about being safe. It was about torturing those crooks.
And he enjoyed it.
EVERY SECOND OF IT.

Roman Sutton

Jan 1, 2019, 8:30 am Reply

You guys should do the good son

taetaekookie my life

Jan 1, 2019, 3:51 pm Reply

Little big pete should be known as ron

Anna Polak

Jan 1, 2019, 6:28 pm Reply

I actually really identified with Kevin. My family also hates me.

Johnny Ace

Jan 1, 2019, 12:07 am Reply

Potential murders shouldn't happen in a family movie.

Cpt. James K Morgan

Jan 1, 2019, 12:31 am Reply

That movie sucked when it was new. How it’s become a classic I’ll never know.

Stephanie West

Jan 1, 2019, 11:33 pm Reply

Now that would be one hell of a plot twist Kevin growing up to be jigsaw.

Angie B

Jan 1, 2019, 7:47 am Reply

He was probably home alone for a week or a lil more

Cem capkan

Jan 1, 2019, 11:47 am Reply

Can you do sin city

gmirkoI50

Jan 1, 2019, 5:18 pm Reply

but he is the narrator from the wonder years!

Noah Bethapudi

Jan 1, 2019, 9:16 pm Reply

Yell “I’m going to say the n word Ni…..”

The smartest idiot on earth

Jan 1, 2019, 7:46 pm Reply

Little Big Pete should've been Ron Weasley

ChoppersBBQ

Feb 2, 2019, 4:27 am Reply

Marv's laugh is still by far and away the funniest thing in cinema i have ever seen. It got me as a kid so that can't be beaten.

Vorador Hylden

Feb 2, 2019, 12:09 am Reply

Bravo! Spot on!

Melissa Munday

Feb 2, 2019, 7:15 pm Reply

home alone 2 do home alone 2 pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Oscar Samuel Moreno Gómez

Feb 2, 2019, 7:37 pm Reply

To be honest 😬

Soul Invictus

Feb 2, 2019, 4:51 am Reply

"Nonviolent criminals"? No.

Blackwatch

Feb 2, 2019, 11:47 am Reply

Kevin's mom hot af

Levi R.

Mar 3, 2019, 4:15 pm Reply

This is the secret origin story of Jigsaw

Astro Wolvez

Mar 3, 2019, 4:38 am Reply

There's a reason he was evil in the good son.

conflict

Mar 3, 2019, 12:17 am Reply

John cameo 😂

amber_g27

Mar 3, 2019, 3:38 pm Reply

"The dad from Home Alone"

Cameron Murphy

Mar 3, 2019, 12:21 am Reply

What if there was a movie where joe Pesci and Danny devito go around being joe and Danny?

Antonio Mitchell

Mar 3, 2019, 3:38 am Reply

Lmao 😂😂😂😂 Pre- 911 airport security.

Tyler Shelton

Mar 3, 2019, 9:59 am Reply

They said travel to the all white side of Chicago 😂😂😂

Moataz Sheha

Mar 3, 2019, 4:17 am Reply

Keep the Change Ya Filthy Animal!

cubbleshasreturned

Mar 3, 2019, 9:14 pm Reply

"From the creator of your older sisters favourite 80s movies"

Percy Brahma

Apr 4, 2019, 4:47 pm Reply

percy Jackson movie review please!!!!!!!NOWWWW

dirtymartiniish

Apr 4, 2019, 4:58 am Reply

PLEASE DO HOME ALONE 2!

Goji Gaming

Apr 4, 2019, 3:19 am Reply

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awful gamer

May 5, 2019, 9:29 pm Reply

just found this channel its so funny

Begotten

May 5, 2019, 9:11 pm Reply

Daniel Stern screaming his lungs out like a banshee when Kevin puts that spider on his face is still to this day one of the funniest moments in movie history

Lily

May 5, 2019, 10:01 pm Reply

do if i stay

Abe Dean

May 5, 2019, 8:49 pm Reply

Do a trailer for Big! The Dad From Home Alone plays an even bigger prick in that one.

john cena

May 5, 2019, 3:11 pm Reply

the last seen always gets me😢im not crying you are crying😭

Ridgely Sussman

May 5, 2019, 12:52 am Reply

Say Alan broke up mom and Glenn.

MrRedtaco11

May 5, 2019, 7:02 am Reply

Could you see if they did a reboot of this with all the characters. Well, the ones that are still alive I mean. I had to go and look up the name of the Dad. I don't think most even remember his name lol.

Rishi Sharma

Jun 6, 2019, 9:05 am Reply

I feel very old knowing I watch the premiere for Home Alone

eribaldo Yes

Jun 6, 2019, 7:24 am Reply

I should go to sleep but I can not stop watching this Honest Trailers.

Renovartio

Jun 6, 2019, 1:37 pm Reply

those are not signs of sociopath. just an functioning member of society

ahsan ali baba

Jun 6, 2019, 9:14 am Reply

Do vikings please

ahsan ali baba

Jun 6, 2019, 9:14 am Reply

Do vikings please

Aion Francisco

Jun 6, 2019, 12:00 pm Reply

Please say "Subscribe to Pewdiepie"

W. Ray

Jun 6, 2019, 2:20 am Reply

Do the Scream movies!!!!! “Do you like scary movies???”

Araf Ahmed

Jun 6, 2019, 1:22 pm Reply

Pls do the Shawshank redemption

mohammed zaif

Jun 6, 2019, 11:37 am Reply

Thanks you've just ruined my childhood

Kalem Boyle

Jun 6, 2019, 1:16 am Reply

I really need to watch this movie at some point in my life

max 13

Jul 7, 2019, 1:29 am Reply

Why didn't he just call the cops

petersusia1

Jul 7, 2019, 1:53 pm Reply

Grease would be good

Day Len

Jul 7, 2019, 2:41 pm Reply

I knew it all along….Kevin was taken from his family after Home Alone 2 and placed in foster care where he eventually changed his name to Henry…The Good Son.

Fahrenheit 2019

Jul 7, 2019, 2:59 am Reply

"Am not crying, your crying!"😂😂😂 funniest bit

YeetusД Feetus

Jul 7, 2019, 8:48 pm Reply

Jasper Beardlly? I say Vladimir Lenin.

Stella H

Jul 7, 2019, 2:16 am Reply

1:28 looks like American Psycho to me 🤣

DM Miller

Jul 7, 2019, 11:11 am Reply

Say: i am the globglogabgalab

Meghan Ambrose

Jul 7, 2019, 11:58 pm Reply

1:11 it was getting serious but then 1:35
😂😂😂😂

xxlCortez

Jul 7, 2019, 4:10 pm Reply

You'd believe the parents learned from that…

Rushtom Gumja

Jul 7, 2019, 6:04 pm Reply

Say: I am a sex addict

Rushtom Gumja

Jul 7, 2019, 6:05 pm Reply

say: I would like a tooth fairy to suck my dick

Rushtom Gumja

Jul 7, 2019, 6:05 pm Reply

say: I love MILFs

Rushtom Gumja

Jul 7, 2019, 6:06 pm Reply

say: sperms are my kinda thing

Marcus Lopez

Jul 7, 2019, 4:10 am Reply

Lmaooo they wear fingerless gloves during robberies OMFG how did I never realize that as a kid

Tameem

Jul 7, 2019, 7:13 pm Reply

When honest trailer was funny

Mahima Romanoffsallymw

Jul 7, 2019, 5:37 pm Reply

BuzzFeed 😂🤣🤣🤣

Sandy Hileman

Jul 7, 2019, 3:18 am Reply

Um hate to nitpick but Christopher Columbus landed in the Bahamas so he never even saw any Native Americans

Stuflames

Jul 7, 2019, 10:29 pm Reply

Every (suburban) child Kevin's age knows to call the police if they're under threat.

Kevin didn't want the police ruining his fun.
Kevin wanted fire, and blood.

KaShari Williams

Jul 7, 2019, 7:19 pm Reply

Bruh…they were wearing fingerless gloves though👀

Patrick Chang

Jul 7, 2019, 8:19 am Reply

Dude, the house is literally stacked with hidden stuff also also, lit everyone in the movie is made to be awkward.

IXIKAYAKOxSAEKIIXI

Jul 7, 2019, 2:23 am Reply

He nailed it when he said all white part of Chicago. Not a single black Mexican Asian nothing in the entire movie lol

Roger Stone

Jul 7, 2019, 3:58 am Reply

1:45 he's also the narrator to Stand by Me

Madhurendra Narayan Tiwary

Jul 7, 2019, 2:36 am Reply

It's been almost 30 years now.

Madelyn Field

Jul 7, 2019, 2:32 am Reply

pls say "she ate my elephants homework

Mel P.

Jul 7, 2019, 4:19 am Reply

Say: we the north

Eduardo Aguirre

Aug 8, 2019, 1:15 am Reply

Honest Trailer of Free Willy!!

Alexander Campbell

Aug 8, 2019, 1:49 am Reply

Home Alone waa filmed on location in the All White Part of Chicago – Wilmette & Winnetka (North Shore)

Sven Cornette

Aug 8, 2019, 9:59 pm Reply

probably your best trailer yet haha

Brendan Holohan

Aug 8, 2019, 4:06 am Reply

"Keep the Change Ya Filthy Animal"

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