Back to School Mr. Bean | Full Episode | Mr. Bean Official

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(DOG BARKING) (CHOIR SINGING) (MARTIAL MUSIC PLAYING) Turn! OFFICER: Left, right, left, right!
Left, right, left, right! Left, right, left… Left, right, left, right, left, right!
Get back in your line! OFFICER: Shoulder up! (MARTIAL MUSIC BLARING) Do you want a push? Oh, uh… Yes, please. Thank you. -Get in.
-Right. I’ll get in. I’m in. Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut,
hut, hut, hut, hut, hut! Eyes front. (BARKING UNINTELLIGIBLE ORDERS) (BARKING UNINTELLIGIBLE ORDERS) (CLEARS THROAT) (COUGHS) (CLEARS THROAT) (GRUNTING RHYTHMICALLY) (RIFLES CLACKING) (GRUNTING RHYTHMICALLY) (GRUNTS) (GRUNTS) Right. What the hell do you think you’re doing?
Hey! OFFICER: (SHRIEKING) Right side! (BOOTS STOMPING) (SHRIEKING) What do you think
you’re doing? What do you think you’re doing? Are you talking to me? You what? (OFFICER CONTINUES SHRIEKING
UNINTELLIGIBLY) Hello. (PEOPLE CHATTERING QUIETLY) (YAWNING DRAMATICALLY) (CHUCKLING) (SNEEZE BUILDING) (MIMICS SNEEZE) (MIMICS SNEEZE) -Boo!
-(EXCLAIMS) (WHIRRING) (WOMAN EXCLAIMING) (GIGGLING) -Okay?
-(GIGGLING) (WHIRRING STOPS) Yeah, I’ll have a go. Oh. (WHIRRING) (WHIRRING STOPS) (GROANING IN DISAPPOINTMENT) (SIGHS) (LOW DRONING) (DRONING LOUDER) (ZAPPING) (LOW DRONING) (LOW DRONING) Mmm. (CHUCKLING) (CHUCKLING) Mmm! (SCOFFS) (EXHALING DISMISSIVELY) Oh! How kind. (EXCLAIMS) (SCREAMING) (HINGES SQUEAKING) (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Hmm. (EXPLOSION) (SNIFFING) (PRAISING IN FRENCH) But I think… -Là.
-Ah. Oh! Bonjour! Please come in. Welcome! Sit down. Please. Là. (SPEAKING FRENCH) Ah! Inspired. Ah! Banana. -(PRAISING IN FRENCH)
-(GRUNTING DISMISSIVELY) But I think… Detail. Detail! Okay, class, please. Changez. Là. Monsieur, what? Don’t. Don’t be shy. Don’t be shy. Let me look. Ah! Mmm, mmm. The face, eh? -The body. Ooh! The body.
-(MUTTERING) The body. The breasts? You must look. Look. The beauty. Feel it, feel it. And draw. Inspired. Ah. (PEDAL CLICKING) (WHIRRING) Right, is he in here, then? Out! (INAUDIBLE) (EXHALES) No, no, no. You must look. (EXCLAIMING APPRECIATIVELY) Okay, thanks a lot for coming, everybody. Before we start learning any throws, et cetera, the first thing about judo is you’ve just got to make sure
that you can fall okay. So, I’ll check all your break-falls
one by one, all right? Let’s start with you.
Just step forward. That’s good. Okay, we start with a bow. Good, then just take hold.
There, that’s nice. And the throw. -(MAN GRUNTING)
-That’s it. Good one. Back with the others. Right, nice. Next one, please. That’s good.
Okay, again, we start with a bow. Then take hold, and the throw. -(MAN GRUNTING)
-That’s nice. Good. Back with the others. There we go. Okay, can I have the next one, please? Next one, please. Yeah? Just step forward, then. Yeah. Onto the mat, yeah? That’s good. There we are. And the other foot, yeah? That’s good. That’s all right, now. Okay, here we… Just come back onto the mat. There we go. It’s all right. Now, first the bow. -Bow.
-There we are. The bow. All right. And then I take hold. It’s all right. Just… Just trust me.
Just trust me. (STAMMERING) Just… Just calm down, all right? Just stand here. That’s it. No. No one’s going to get hurt.
That’s it. Good. Okay. Now… -So, we bow.
-Yeah, we bow. Just one big bow, then the throw. Okay, so one nice, big, big bow and then… Hey, stop it! Stop! Stop it! (EXCLAIMS IN MOCK BRAVADO) (EXCLAIMS) (QUACKING) (CONTINUES QUACKING) Oi! Oi! Get off! What are you doing? Hey! (MAN GRUNTING) Hold on! No! No! Oh, my God! MAN: Right. (CLEARS THROAT)
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the demonstration of our group’s magnificent machinery,
along with some examples… (MARTIAL MUSIC PLAYING
OVER LOUDSPEAKER) (RUMBLING APPROACHING) (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) (CHOIR SINGING)

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